Saturday, August 31, 2013

What Were They Looking For?

It's that time again...I got some more odd blogger search terms for ya.

This one...I can only assume they ended up here because Maiden Behind the Mask's heroine is Catalina Rodriguez. I guess someone wants to see a bit more of her than the book cover shows. Hum.

This next one is really offensive...I'm sorry in advance. But I said O.M.G. really loud and then laughed for a while, so maybe it's not too bad.

Another offensive one below...I edited it, mind you. But while the top one is rude and disgusting, sexy george made me curious. Is there a sexy George in your life?

Could they have been looking for...
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Someone was looking for sassy strong heroine books and sexy heroines. They certainly came to the right place. Seeing this made me feel good about what I do here.

This one below made me laugh. 


No idea what "lock me in the trunk" refers to or what they could have been looking for. Is there a song? Adventures of naked man just made me smile... Havoc Hailey is apparently a porn star and I have no dang idea why I keep getting people looking for porn. No idea. 

And this one...this one is just...priceless.

Anyway, what's showing up on YOUR dashboard?


  1. There is nothing exciting or funny on mine at all at the moment, but 'great book of vagina' made me laugh out loud!

    1. That's my favorite too. I laughed so hard. :)

  2. I don't get anything near as funny as you. :)

  3. I believe "lock me in the trunk" has something to do with elephant fetishes. I believe the clinical term is pachydermitis. Wait, what?