Because I Love To Make You Laugh...

I've been seeing these all over Facebook, and Pudgy Pug and I decided to make our own...

...it's 100% true, by the way.

My husband says he hears it step by step...step, poot, step, poot...

Have a nice evening, everyone.

The Pudgy Pages: Let's Talk Cars

I don't know if all you humans remember me, but I'm Pudgy.  This is my mommy's blog where she talks about all those clumps of paper she is always carrying around and going on and on about.  I know she talks about them a lot cause my daddy's eyes glaze over just so...  Well, I thought my mommy would be mad at me the last time I used this thing without permission, but she wasn't.  She actually gave me an extra cookie from Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory!  I'm hoping to get another one!  

I want to talk about my new car!

Isn't it the woofiest thing?  It makes me yap for joy!  My mommy bought it for me on Amazon from some people called Fancy Lulu.  As you can see I have to share it with my sisters.  Bark it!  Grrrr.  But I'm a smart dog.  I got my mommy's magical plastic card with numbers on it and it will probably cost me one of my biscuits, but grrrr, there's a blue one on the way now!

Lola, get the bark out of my car!  Your smelly anal glands are stinking it up.  Now I gotta go find a tree freshner.  Do they make bacon scented? 

Pudgy's Post

Hi! I'm Pudgy Pug. My mommy has mentioned me a few times... This is my mommy's blog. Well she is off on her strange machine moving her legs around in circles and going nowhere (I don't rightly see the point) right now and my daddy is busy doing his college crap (whatever that is) and I have watched my mommy on the computer enough (she is on here all the barking time!) to think I got the doggone gist of it so... we be bloggin!

I know this is supposed to be about those clumps of paper (tasty!!) that my mommy is always carrying around, but hopefully she won't notice...

Here's what I did today. My grandma Janet sent me a package full of treats and doggy breakfast food (LOVE the bacon! WOOF!) and she also put some stuff in the box (I really like that box.. throw a blanket in there and I got me a real decent little bed.) for my mommy. Well, when my mommy wasn't looking, I decided to play dress up with the scarf that was sent for my mommy. See, I was able to paw it off the dining room table where my mommy left it. (Duh, mommy!!!) Well, I look so pawsitively doglightful, I had to share my pug mug shots.

Here is me posing as Goldilocks
Here is me ready to go shopping in my Jeep Wrangler with the top off! Don't want to mess up my hair!

Oh geez. My sister, Lola has to get her stinky anal glands involved in everything.. Here she is pretending to be that Sheerazade lady from something called Arabian Nights. What the bark? I think she has been reading my mommy's books when she steals my mommy's lap. Grrr!

If you are a doggy talent agent, I will work for treats! I gotta go now! I don't hear my mommy's machine anymore!